ARGUMENT

Two Family's Evening..
Two Women were chatting in office..

Woman 1:"I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ??

Woman 2:"It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep.. How was yours.. ??

Woman 1:"Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and
took me out for a romantic dinner.. After dinner we walked for an hour.. When we came home he lit the candles around the house..It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..

Husband 1:"How was your evening.. ??

Husband 2:"Great.. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep.
What about you ??

Husband 1:"It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that i didn't had money left for a cab. We walked home which took an hour and when we got home i remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!

A Drunk Guy Is A Liability, But A Drunk Girl Is An Asset.
#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.

#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

#...3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

#...Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.......

According To William Sexfear A Drunk Guy Is A Liability, But A Drunk Girl Is An Asset.


Everything is beautiful
Everything is beautiful
depending upon the
situation.

A school bell sounds
irritating at 8 am
but

the same sounds
melodies at 2 AM

FUNNY BUT TRUE...



Marriage
Marriage:
It`s an agreement in which a 

man loses his bachelor degree 

and a woman gains her master



Moral: Life is not so short...

A poor boy loved a rich girl.
One day the boy proposed her. Then the girl said,
"listen! your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses.
Should I be involved with you?
How could you thought that?
I will never love you.
So, forget me 'n get engaged with someone else of your level."

But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily.

10 years later.....

One day they became face to face in a shopping center.
The lady said,
"Hey! you! How are you? Now I'm married.
Do you know how much is my husband's salary?
Rs. 2 hundred Thousand per month!
Can you imagine? 'n he is also very smart."

The guy's eyes got wet with tear by hearing those words.

After few minutes her husband came before the lady could say something to the guy, her husband started to say by seeing the guy.

"Sir! You here? Meet my wife."
Then he said to her wife,
"I'm going to assist a project of sir, which is of Rs. 2 Billion.
'n do u know a fact? Sir loved a girl but he didn't get her.
That's why still he is unmarried.
How much lucky the girl was.
Isn't it? Now a days who can love like that way?"

Moral:
Life is not so short...
So, don't be so proud of yourself and damn others.
Situations change with time.
Every one should respect other's love.


Change
If u Can't change the girl...
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Change the Girl :

MORAL : "MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE"
A 9 Year Boy went to an ICE CREAM shop.

Waiter : What do you want.?

Boy : How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs ?

Waiter : Rs.15/-

Then the BOY checked his pocket & asked for cost of small cone ?

Irritated Waiter angrily said : Rs.12/-

Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left.

When the waiter came to pick the EMPTY PLATE tears rolled down from his eyes...

The boy had left Rs 3 as Tip for him.

MORAL : "MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE"


Why we fall in a relationship
A girl asked a boy:
Why we fall in a relationship, when
we know that someday it will end...

♥

Boy: I will answer you...
But first tell me,
Why do we live when we know that
someday we will die...♥ ♥