ENGLISH JOKES

Father and Son
Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Sandra, the neigh
bor's daughter" 

Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. 
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. 
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"

Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"

Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."

Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.

Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him He isn't your father."

Boss and Employee
Employee : Sir, you called me?
Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate.
Employee : (After few mins) ,done sir
Boss : Do it again. 
Employee : Done again, sir.
Boss : Do it once more
Employee : Now I don't have
stamina for it, sir.
Boss : Very good,here are my car
keys, drop my daughter at home.


Gift for girl friend
1st Friend : Hey , What do I give my girlfriend as a gift ? 

2nd Friend : How does she look ?

1st Friend : She looks sweet,pretty,fun to be with and of course Lovely .
2nd Friend : Give her my number.

LOVE-EASY-TO-SAY
Love-Easy to say -
Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel -
Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That's the reason...Why Girlfriend is never a wife.....!

Commerce Student
Commerce Student Hugs a
Girl. .
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GIRL : What is this ?? .
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BOY : Direct Marketing :p
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GIRL : slaps a boy. . :o
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BOY : What Is this ?? .
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GIRL : Customer's FEEDBACK 


She`s no good
Father: Your teacher says she 

finds it Impossible to teach you  anything!
Son:That`s why I say, she`s no good!

One condition
BOY : I want us to be in a relationship.

GIRL : Its okay but under one condition

BOY : Which one..?

GIRL : No s*x, bcoz am preserving it for my future husband.

BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition

GIRL : Which one ?

BOY : No using of my money coz am preserving it for my future wife..!! 

U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids..
Old but Amazing ♥
Lady On Phone..
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids..
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Man Stunnd & Says...
Omg R U Priya ?
Lady : No
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Man : Sonu ??
Lady : No
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Man : Shruti ??
Lady : No
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Man : Anjali ??
Lady : No
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Man : Sheetal??
Lady : No
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Man : Kanika
Lady : No
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Man : Latika??
Lady : No
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Lady in confusion
No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur
Son...: